Featuring 204 blank pages, this stylish A6 guide to Ed Miliband's Policies for Britain is the perfect stocking filler. With an attractive cover starring the new Labour leader, and every one of his policies outlined in detail inside, it's the must-have present this Christmas!
It costs just £5 - and you can buy it here.
Hat tip: Dizzy
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You can have this one for nothing:
Bexley Conservatives guide to campaigning! A real surgical stocking filler (note, not available from A&E at QMH as it's shut).
Campaign against closure of local A&E ( pretending to younger people that you didn't spend the 70s, 80s and 90s shitting down hospitals) just before an election. When election is won, shut it anyway! Hopefully, injured people won't notice; if they do, tell them they're obsessive (or that someone else shut it and you couldn't have done anything about it anyway, despite it being in the campaign).
The perfect stocking filler will be to re-open QMH A&E and Maternity unit.
J K Rowling was to write a new book called-
"James Brokenshire and his chamber of election promises".
Sadly she could find bugger all to write...
QMH will not go away.
RIP QMH and now St Georges Ilford.
cuts,cuts,cuts,cuts,cuts,cuts...
Perhaps Mr Cleverly has been reading too much of Keith Waterhouse.
Billy Liar?
Has anyone read-
"A Tory guide to keeping election promises".
Apparently its the worlds greatest work of fiction.
"James Cleverly's Straight Answers on Hospital Closures"
By, er, James Cleverly
"The Hospital What I Promised You"
"How to lie and influence people"
What about:
"I don`t give a toss about Hospitals, as long as I get re-selected"
A very short Political autobiography by J Cleverly.
Mr Cleverly before you destroy your career perhaps you should concentrate on being an honest, truthful upstanding member of the Authority who is far too busy being a Statesman to slate the character of elected MPs.
Or am I talking nonsense?
By the way I am sure an MP outranks a member of the London Assembly by some distance. So show some respect, if you can? Its time to be, as already posted by another -
"Statesmanlike"
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